Ahn Nyeong Haseyo Miss Liz

Makes me want to have a pap smear.

Official Hat of the Ruff Ryders.

Best of the bunch.

Wha Wha Wha

I quit my job today.

Probably because I miss eating unsweetened beans in my eggs.

I’ll be home in one month.

I’m glad that Moses Schrute could still show up for the family photo here in Korea.

Man, sometimes I miss New Jersey.

Then sometimes I remember that it’s not that far away.

Cass 2X - Twice as long to get you drunk!

Despite it being advertised by renowned Korean boy band hottie/eyeline-wearer, Lee Min Ho, it’s still only 2.9% alcohol.

Korea - where alcohol is regularly advertised on buses and before coming attractions!

Hallelujah! It’s raining fanny pax!

Squatters (or non-western toilets)!

Really hard to use when you’re at the hospital and you need to give a urine sample.

Or maybe this subtitle should be “Wish this could be scratch and sniff.”

Alt text: “Urine sample? This whole floor is a urine sample!”

We party hard here in Korea. Especially when all Korean beer is made with ~formaldehyde~